Beebe4

Best opening sentence ever?

Posted in funny, work by beebe4 on March 1, 2007

My old boss at Symantec proposed that this is the best opening sentence ever:

A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi.

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