To give you guys the type of city I work in… it seems that there are too many scary turkeys (isn’t that a South Park episode?) in the area, so the city is offering to “take care of the problem” if you ask nice enough.
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“There was once a report of a mailman being chased down the street by a three-foot turkey,” Novi said.
Bwaahahahahaha! That’s hilarious. But I cannot believe the reporter used the word ‘poopy’ in the article.